Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. - Samuel Butler
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent. - Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD)
My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles
Any of us would kill a cow, rather than not have beef. - Samuel Johnson
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! - Troy McClure
I'm a light eater... Once it gets light out, I start eating. - Art 'Fatso' Donovan
The only time to eat diet food is while you are waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Beef is the soul of cooking. - Marie-Antoine Carême
Try different BBQ locations. You can barbecue on the beaches, you can barbecue on the school grounds, you can barbecue in the fields and in the streets. - Winston Churchill
I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss. - The Matrix
The world is my dinner. - Anonymous
To see the butcher slap the steak before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast instantly. It was agreeable too - it really was - to see him cut it off so smooth and juicy. There was nothing savage in the act, although the knife was large and keen; it was a piece of art, high art; there was delicacy of touch, clearness of tone, skilful handling of the subject, fine shading. It was the triumph of mind over matter; quite. - Charles Dickens
Good drink ... good meat ... good God, let's eat! - Homer Simpson
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Just look at them... They would eat you in a heartbeat! 
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